Slash: a fan of guitarplaying, hot hotel maids...

To: Kerrang!
Sent: September 25, 2004 Subject: ABOUT ME

1. HOW'S THINGS
» I'm good.
2. WHERE ARE YOU AND WHAT CAN YOU SEE?
» I'm in Pittsburgh and see shops.
3. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU PUT IN YOUR MOUTH?
» A cigarette.
4. WHAT RUMOUR WOULD YOU LIKE TO START ABOUT YOURSELF?
» I couldn't imagine any possible rumour that hasn't come up already.
5. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WERE A GIRL FOR A DAY?
» I'd go to the nearest lesbian bar.
6. WHAT ONE THING WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHANGE ABOUT YOURSELF?
» I'd deal with money better.
7. WHAT'S YOUR SEXUAL FANTASY?
» I come back to the hotel room and there's a couple of hot maids playing my guitar. That'll be my fantasy...
8. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GIRL/BOYFRIEND?
» Assertiveness. I
9. WHAT ARE YOU OBSESSED WITH?
» 1'm obsessed with being obsessed.
10. WHAT WOULD SURPRISE PEOPLE ABOUT YOU? I
» That I've got a wooden leg.
11. WHO WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO HAVE A DRINK WITH?
» Tina Turner. I've never met her.
12. WHAT WAS THE LAST LIE YOU TOLD?
» That I've got a wooden leg.
13. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SWEAR WORD?
» Probably fuck, I guess.
4. WHAT SONG DO YOU WANT PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL?
» I really don't want to take the time to figure that out.
5. HAPPINESS IS...
»Getting a bottle of Jack Daniel's and a carton of cigarettes on my birthday. Simple as that.